By the wondrous Leaky waters,
And Great Mount White Head,
Stands the pretty good Camp Kidney,
Not too bad, all said!
Not the cleanest, not the smartest,
Not the best are we,
Proud to be the second best camp,
Here on Lake Leakey!
Give us flea infested blankets,
Cabins that are old,
Loudspeakers that park and garble,
Showers full of mold! (Hi, showers!)
Healthy food and giant head lice,
They will never break
The spirit of our Kidney Campers
Here on Leaky Lake!

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