|Chef Heimlich McMuesli|
|Appearance||Long curved horn|
|Occupation|| Camp Kidney Chef|
|Voiced by||Carlos Alazraqui|
Chef McMuesli is Camp Kidney's billy goat chef. Chef Heimlich McMuesli appears to be a health food nut, what one might even call a hippie. He's either vegetarian or totally vegan, drives a van which looks suspiciously like an old bus complete with flowers painted on the side. He would rather serve the camp tofu based food, but when the campers revolt against him, he leaves his post to go hiking. He was called Wheat-grass Willy at one time by Lumpus.
- His first name is possibly a pun of the Heimlich Maneuver and his last name is a direct pun on muesli, a popular health food.